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the stewards ([personal profile] thestewards) wrote in [community profile] agentleooc2019-02-07 07:00 pm
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test drive 02




I know dust grows even when there is a breeze
Can't move, can't grow When you've fallen on your knees



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HOT UNDER THE COLLARD GREENS
The relationship between the Blood and the landens has never been easy anywhere, least of all Draega, and even less so now that the Strangers have arrived. Between Blood and landen, opinions on the Strangers vary wildly. Some Blood believe the Strangers were landen in their original worlds and thus cannot possibly have anything to offer, but some landens think this means that the Strangers will be more sympathetic to them—or that landens could gain the power of the Blood one day, too. Then there are the landens who think the Strangers have sold their souls to Queen Fayura to gain the Jewels and the Blood who think the Strangers have embraced what it truly means to be Blood. Whatever that means.

Tensions are high, and they're highest on the main street of the Old Town Bazaar, where two restaurants have an on-going feud. The Last Meal is owned by a Blood family, none of whom wear a Jewel darker than Yellow. Across the street from them stands the mockingly named Blood and Breakfast, owned by a landen family.

To say these two hate each other would be something of an understatement.

On this particular morning, Lord Harle, the Yellow Jeweled owner and chef at The Last Meal, comes storming out of his front door. "You've done it now, Laney Cook! Soured all my milk!"

Simultaneously, Laney Cook, who is the owner and chef at Blood and Breakfast, comes stomping out the front door of her establishment, brandishing a wooden spoon like a sword. "Aye, and you've replaced all my sugar with salt, you ripe old bastard!"

Without missing a beat, both turn to you and the Stranger at your side. Wrong place, wrong time, friend. The two chefs decide the two of you can be trusted to help them prove the other party guilty of sabotage because neither of you has a stake in this. And, well, if the Queen brought you here, you should be an independent party. Both Harle and Cook seem to think the Queen is pretty okay.

Truthfully, they're both equally guilty. Lord Harle and Ms Cook have been trying to ruin each other for years, but who knows what you'll find when you go searching for evidence. And even if you find evidence that decides one way or the other, perhaps you'll simply lie and manufacture a solution that suits you—or the Queen who brought you here.


TERRIBLE TWO(HUNDRED)S
You're not entirely sure how this happened, but you're starting to understand why Blood females constantly grumble about the caste of males they call Warlord Princes. Prince Loren has, somehow, managed to maneuver you to the place you're at now: the head of a classroom full of Blood children who all look like they're somewhere between the ages of eight and ten. It's hard to tell, and you're pretty sure one bossy little boy declared he was 203-years-old, so everyone else has to listen to him, thanks.

Regardless of how Loren managed to get you there, there you stand. Fifteen energetic elementary school children all wearing Jewels shriek and shout, using Craft to amplify already shrill voices. One girl floats near the ceiling, her face screwed up in concentration as she clutches a Rose Jewel. Two little boys are taking turns passing their hands through their desks, which strikes you as distinctly unsafe for eight-year-olds to be doing. (You're not wrong.)

At least there are two of you, and you only need to babysit these children for the morning. "They're here for Craft lessons. Surely, you can manage until Lady Sheera arrives," Loren had said before abandoning you to a battlefield full of powerful, pint-sized children.

There's a lesson plan on the teacher's desk, but maybe you should lead with the snacks.


REVENGE, SERVED STINKY
The air is crisp and cool; it's still winter, but it's not as chilly as it has been, and so you're out for a walk. You've made your way north through Old Town and now find yourself meandering down the roads in front of the landen Guild Halls. Even though they're all made of red brick, each building is entirely unique. The Hunter and Crafter Hall, the largest of all the buildings, has more in common with a hunting lodge than the university building it once was. The Elektriline Hall might be the smallest building, but it's covered in neon lights and impossible to ignore.

Equally impossible to ignore is Master Tinker Mari and her collection of landen young adults. They're clustered around a storm drain. When Mari sees you, she detaches herself from the group of landen students and bounds over to you. "Ahhah! Stranger! You have been brought here against your will and are surely sympathetic to our cause!" she exclaims.

That doesn't make you feel too great since, you know, you're aware that the Hunter Guild tried to kill all the Strangers maybe two or three weeks ago. They may have mellowed out, or they may just be biding their time. Thankfully, none of Mari's students bear the markings of a Hunter.

She pulls you to the group. Already, canisters have been lowered into the sewers. A handful of students have clambered down after the canisters. "The Blood wouldn't help us repair the damage in Old Town," she says, rubbing her hands together. "Our people's homes were unlivable. So we're going to make their workplace unbearable." She points at the canisters. "Stink bombs."

There's another Stranger in the group, and you make eye contact over the top of the storm drain. Are you of the same mind as each other? As Mari? The choice is yours: agree to Mari's plan and fill the buildings of the Ebon Council with untenable stench or try to convince them there's a better way.


AIR TIME
Whether you catch the news on a Far-caster in the city or you're spinning the dial on your own device, you'll hear…

etiquette with evandra and aren
[Evandra's voice is a little bit rough and a little bit husky, the kind of voice that gives bad ideas to young men and headaches to fathers.] Today we're talking about everyone's favorite subject.

[Aren's voice is chipper and bright. He sounds more like an eager boy than the full-grown man he is.] Food?

[A laugh from Evandra.] No, Lord Aren. Sex and flirting. Culturally, the Blood don't consider it rude to flirt quite blatantly with each other, even when one or both of the parties is married. Isn't that right?

[Aren:] That's exactly it, Evandra. Older males allow young witches to flirt because it's understood that the male isn't interested or available. He becomes a safe partner for her to practice on, and his approval lets her know what is and isn't acceptable.

[Evandra:] What does it mean if a married male or witch flirts with you?

[Aren:] Casual flirting means that witch or male thinks you're safe. It's their way of telling you they feel comfortable around you. Of course, it's always acceptable to ask them to step back! [He laughs.] As we all know, just because you can flirt with a Warlord Prince's lady doesn't mean you should!

[Evandra:] Let's take a look at casual flirtation between different Blood castes…
the weather
[A soft-spoken man's voice rumbles out of the Far-caster. He's pleasant to listen to, with a soothing cadence to his voice.] Warmer temperatures will see melting snow over the next week. Be careful around the Heartsblood River, as the heavy snows will result in flooding along the banks. Need flood insurance? The Transport Guild is looking to expand into…
the news
…amusing to hear that Grand Master Niall blames the Blood for the fires in Old Town. It is my understanding that members of the Blood, these so-called Strangers, went out of their way to rescue both Blood and landen during the fires set by the Grand Master's Hunter Guild. [The man speaking has a slow, clipped cadence to his voice. It's very posh and polished.]

[Another voice, presumably an interviewer:] The Council counts the Strangers as Blood, Lord Grejor?

[Grejor:] What else can they be? They wear the Jewels, therefore they are among our number. [He laughs, and the sound is cold.] The Council is pleased to welcome our new brothers and sisters.

fulminatum: (48.)

[personal profile] fulminatum 2019-02-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a sentiment not new to nor abnormal for many demigods, but that's not where his mind moves to immediately. Jason just feels for her — Thalia cares for Zeus, but not how Jason does. ]

Yeah. If you have it, why not use it?
theladyofwinterfell: (Default)

[personal profile] theladyofwinterfell 2019-02-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I would be absolutely mad to say yes. I have no assurance that it wouldn't be the same as it was before. Trust me, I've never engaged in that act willingly.
withbite: (Sitting - Profile 1)

[personal profile] withbite 2019-02-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch. I've never left a bed partner unsatisfied. That hurts. My ego's fragile.
theladyofwinterfell: (and there you go)

[personal profile] theladyofwinterfell 2019-02-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Suppose I agreed, then. Would you let me leave if I wanted to leave? This is a very important question. No locking me into rooms.
inducings: (to the depth and breadth and height)

[personal profile] inducings 2019-02-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ She shakes her head a little. ]

I didn't say I was going to try.

[ Then she reaches into the bowl, grabs her own apple, and takes a bite. She doesn't look away. ]

I'm not interested. I'm very happy with my boyfriend. Please stop coming on to me like that.
Edited 2019-02-12 03:17 (UTC)
withbite: (Profile - Dark look 1)

[personal profile] withbite 2019-02-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[If he felt like being a sadistic asshole with his food, then the answer would be no. But he was still casting out feelers here, trying to see who was who and what was what. The whole magic thing wasn't exactly new to him, but everyone here having an ability was. So it seemed prudent not to piss off someone that might be able to turn him into a giant floppy penis.]

If I wanted to keep you, I wouldn't need to lock a door to do it. But I'm not exactly going to keep you prisoner when I've been chit-chatting with you in a public forum. Not very smart.
theladyofwinterfell: (with its broken leg)

[personal profile] theladyofwinterfell 2019-02-12 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I can trust you, then. I'll allow you to drink my blood. And, well, I suppose I'll allow you to bed me if you want that. Perhaps you'll change my mind on the matter.
inducings: (such wealth brings)

[personal profile] inducings 2019-02-12 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that... was... unexpected.

Piper blinks. ]


Beyond the stipend we get at the castle? I doubt it.
withbite: (Mmhmm - 1)

[personal profile] withbite 2019-02-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you prefer wine over bourbon, huh?
theladyofwinterfell: (Default)

[personal profile] theladyofwinterfell 2019-02-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of bourbon, actually. I've drunk wine before. What does bourbon taste like?
ilves: glorious parts (164)

[personal profile] ilves 2019-02-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh. Well. This is, uh, clearly not what he expected to happen, judging by the way he merely blinks back at Emil for these first few seconds, but—it's fine? It's just a spell; he's not, like, terribly concerned, even if the thought of being in a room full of children when Emil can't hear a single thing he's saying is...

Okay, so now a bit of panic sets in, but he tries to think of the best way to handle this. Cancel the shield? Or—hmm. He holds up one finger, hoping that Emil will give him, like, five or so seconds to close his eyes and think back to that trick he's heard of other people using...
]

Can you hear this?

[Telepathy, boy!! But he's still new to it, so maybe it's louder than it should be... or quieter than it should be?]
withbite: (Is that so? - 1)

[personal profile] withbite 2019-02-12 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Better. With a burn. And not as sweet.

[Wine was okay for dinners and such, but Damon was a heavy drinker. He had to be to keep the bloodlust at a dull roar. Bourbon was just a state-specific preference; one he hadn't quite been able to shake.]

Always try things once.
withbite: (Look - 1)

[personal profile] withbite 2019-02-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Is your boyfriend here?

[Because that made a difference. Damon had a love too, but he was here specifically to get away from her.]
theladyofwinterfell: (by your favorite song)

[personal profile] theladyofwinterfell 2019-02-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Then we shall drink your bourbon, provided it won't affect...the taste of anything. I don't know how blood is supposed to taste to vampires, I'm afraid, so I leave that to your expertise.

If I'm to be bitten, is there a way to do it where it wouldn't show publicly? Would that be amenable to you?
inducings: (every day’s most quiet need)

[personal profile] inducings 2019-02-12 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Piper smiles - she can't help it. Thinking of Jason being here, of being able to leave this room and go to Jason, it was like a bubble of relief and happiness burst in her chest and she just... can't help smiling. Her eyes light up. ]

He is, actually. [ That light in her eyes dims a little as she thinks of Percy, Leo, and her smile slips and falls. Echoes of it linger in her face - the passing shadow of love, the fear of loss, obscure the rest. ] We're really lucky.
unwieldy: (lmao i'm really thinking.)

we both know that's a lie

[personal profile] unwieldy 2019-02-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ At the very least, Haein could have tried to open the chest. He's been in the city for a few weeks now, and he's been training and learning what he can. But he doesn't feel too comfortable tackling a locked chest, so clearly the best thing to do is pass off that responsibility to someone else.

Like Diana. Who he absolutely does not trust. But that's nothing personal, Haein trusts like... one person. ]


... No.

[ He's not much of a liar, so Diana gets the honest truth. ]

But do whatever it is you're planning on doing.

[ Because the SOONER THEY GET THIS OVER WITH, the better. ]
unwieldy: (maybe apple? microsoft??)

[personal profile] unwieldy 2019-02-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey... Who said anything about sharing a table? There are plenty of empty tables, Calvin. Perhaps pick the one on the other side of the room.

Ugh, one headache at a time. Haein listens to Calvin with an air of disinterest, and then responds with silence as he mulls the dilemma over. This feud between the two restaurant owners is so incredibly stupid, and stupid disputes merit stupid solutions. ]


It's simple.

[ Listen to Haein and his great problem-solving methods. ]

We give all of her milk to him, and all of his sugar to her.

[ And if they complain, then Haein and Calvin can just dump all of the milk and sugar on the ground right in front of them. ]
yesterweek: (And the tide is rising)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-12 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Calvin doesn't exactly know Alex well enough to say if that's a genuinely comforting statement or just very cocky. ]

I mean, I don't think I even pretended to not care.

[ Again though, but it isn't even a little believable-- ]

This time.

[ Clearly all times. ]

You might just be weirdly self-assured for a--

[ Calvin makes his face as he makes a guess. ]

Fifteen year old?
yesterweek: (And dumb dumb words)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-12 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ An incredibly stupid solution. Calvin stares at Haein for a few seconds after that "simple" fix is offered, before speaking. ]

Are you kidding?

[ A few more seconds of staring before deciding that no, Haein probably isn't kidding. ]

That doesn't solve anything. The issue isn't that the milk is bad or the sugar was replaced with salt. The issue is that this has become a game of revenge, where neither side is going to stop because they thing the other one wronged them first. They want to get the last hit in, so neither of them will knock it off.

[ He sighs. Mostly it does just seem like this guy wants this off his hands as soon as possible. ]
sunborne: (137. - 🔥 - GOOD NEWS.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2019-02-12 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ no!! she’s gotta keep going! because daylight is clearly enamoured by what she’s talking about.

he all but squeals when he hears what she lists down, finding it all pretty adorable. he faintly remembers auntie saralyn and auntie laura having matching notebooks, but he's never heard any of these before and he wishes they were a 'thing' where he's from.

(and what’s that weird fluttering sound in the background? birds flapping their wings...?) ]


That’s so cute! I have two friends who are going out right now. I think they’ll like the idea of having matching accessories together, since other options to show their, um, togetherness is too much for them.

[ matching paintjobs isn't an option for nightbreak and switching armour isn't an option for dialup. ]
sunborne: (140. - 🔥 - THANK YOU.)

>:3c ❤ ❤ ❤

[personal profile] sunborne 2019-02-12 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ of course daylight has an answer right away— ]

I think I can get along with those two over there, that one up there, the three... no, four there, and the three over there!

[ of course for the group that he's picking, it consists of the two boys who are phasing these hands and the girl who's floating in the air. he might as well tackle the ones who are outright showing off their abilities. he thinks he can take a few scrapes and dents if anything goes wrong.

the whole point of the buddy system is to help each other out, right? right! keep his partner from getting hurt and he'll consider this a success.

(that and... well... he's probably the only one who could make a grab for her. it doesn't look like she's going to be coming down anytime soon.) ]


How about we have them play a game of tag? I think that's a good way to help them burn energy! [ it's what auntie laura did with him when she was watching him. ]
Edited 2019-02-12 06:53 (UTC)
sunborne: (135. - 🔥 - COME IN.)

( prompt stinky revenge. )

[personal profile] sunborne 2019-02-12 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Um... I might actually be a detriment for this whole affair.

[ given his... you know... everything. the fact he needs to crane his neck to make sure he's looking people in the eye hints to how he's going to stick out for this sort of mission.

which sucks because frankly? this is totally his element. he's the scout for fireteam trailblazer for a reason...!

but- daylight isn't easily deterred. he thinks about this, crossing his arms and tilting his helm while he considers his options. ]


Maybe... Maybe... Just maybe... [ oh! ] I can play distraction for you guys?

[ are you actually agreeing to help, day? ]
stickypete: (026)

sorry this is so late, ps your diana is amazing

[personal profile] stickypete 2019-02-12 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
I was joking. Mostly. I don't think tying or sticking them to their seats is going to cut it. Especially since they can phase right through. We have to corral them another way.

[He flips onto an empty desk, landing in a crouch. There's something unconsciously springy and not-quite-human sometimes in the way he moves.]

Okay, what do bored kids want? [He taps his temples.] Think like a kid, be the kid.

[He steeples his hands together, deep in thought. This isn't exactly easy for him. He doesn't have kids of his own, hasn't really been around them that much. He has to think all the way back to when he was a kid.]

[He snaps his fingers.]

Got it. We need a story. Storytime. Kids quiet down and sit still for storytime. We can move all the desks out of the way, make room for a "stage" [quotey fingers] pulls out those nap mats over there and have them sit on the floor. And then?

[He holds a hand to his chest and flares the other slightly dramatically.]

We perform.
Edited 2019-02-12 08:05 (UTC)
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air time

[personal profile] stickypete 2019-02-12 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, all the etiquette stuff here is insane.

[Peter isn't going to mince words on this. He thinks this culture is a little nuts.]

Which I know probably isn't the anthropologically sound, culturally relativistic approach, but when the Queen is saying the culture has festered and gotten corrupt over the last 10,000 years, and the world is dying, I think it's fair to say they've got their wires crossed on a few things.

To be fair, I try not to be judgey about that kind of thing but you can definitely say it's weirdly and unnecessarily intricate. Also, since there's a lot of power imbalance between the castes and different gems, and a lot of random violence, it seems like it'd be hard for some people to tell someone else to back off if they don't want to be flirted with. Because of potential consequences.

Which is no bueno.
Edited 2019-02-12 08:32 (UTC)
illequipped: (aaaaaaaaaaaa @me uploading icons)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-02-12 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Emil doesn't know what he's supposed to be waiting for- you bet cha boi didn't remember telepathy was even an option just because it sounds fake- so when suddenly there's a disembodied tiny voice of Ghost Lalli in his head, he is a little surprised! To say the least!

But he can hear him, technically, so the looming terror of never hearing anybody ever again, ever, is held at bay.

.......still, he doesn't know how to do that thing either, so he can only answer out loud and subject Lalli to his comparatively muffled voice.]


Oh- yes. This is... sooo weird. How are you doing that?

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