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the stewards ([personal profile] thestewards) wrote in [community profile] agentleooc2019-02-07 07:00 pm
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test drive 02




I know dust grows even when there is a breeze
Can't move, can't grow When you've fallen on your knees



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HOT UNDER THE COLLARD GREENS
The relationship between the Blood and the landens has never been easy anywhere, least of all Draega, and even less so now that the Strangers have arrived. Between Blood and landen, opinions on the Strangers vary wildly. Some Blood believe the Strangers were landen in their original worlds and thus cannot possibly have anything to offer, but some landens think this means that the Strangers will be more sympathetic to them—or that landens could gain the power of the Blood one day, too. Then there are the landens who think the Strangers have sold their souls to Queen Fayura to gain the Jewels and the Blood who think the Strangers have embraced what it truly means to be Blood. Whatever that means.

Tensions are high, and they're highest on the main street of the Old Town Bazaar, where two restaurants have an on-going feud. The Last Meal is owned by a Blood family, none of whom wear a Jewel darker than Yellow. Across the street from them stands the mockingly named Blood and Breakfast, owned by a landen family.

To say these two hate each other would be something of an understatement.

On this particular morning, Lord Harle, the Yellow Jeweled owner and chef at The Last Meal, comes storming out of his front door. "You've done it now, Laney Cook! Soured all my milk!"

Simultaneously, Laney Cook, who is the owner and chef at Blood and Breakfast, comes stomping out the front door of her establishment, brandishing a wooden spoon like a sword. "Aye, and you've replaced all my sugar with salt, you ripe old bastard!"

Without missing a beat, both turn to you and the Stranger at your side. Wrong place, wrong time, friend. The two chefs decide the two of you can be trusted to help them prove the other party guilty of sabotage because neither of you has a stake in this. And, well, if the Queen brought you here, you should be an independent party. Both Harle and Cook seem to think the Queen is pretty okay.

Truthfully, they're both equally guilty. Lord Harle and Ms Cook have been trying to ruin each other for years, but who knows what you'll find when you go searching for evidence. And even if you find evidence that decides one way or the other, perhaps you'll simply lie and manufacture a solution that suits you—or the Queen who brought you here.


TERRIBLE TWO(HUNDRED)S
You're not entirely sure how this happened, but you're starting to understand why Blood females constantly grumble about the caste of males they call Warlord Princes. Prince Loren has, somehow, managed to maneuver you to the place you're at now: the head of a classroom full of Blood children who all look like they're somewhere between the ages of eight and ten. It's hard to tell, and you're pretty sure one bossy little boy declared he was 203-years-old, so everyone else has to listen to him, thanks.

Regardless of how Loren managed to get you there, there you stand. Fifteen energetic elementary school children all wearing Jewels shriek and shout, using Craft to amplify already shrill voices. One girl floats near the ceiling, her face screwed up in concentration as she clutches a Rose Jewel. Two little boys are taking turns passing their hands through their desks, which strikes you as distinctly unsafe for eight-year-olds to be doing. (You're not wrong.)

At least there are two of you, and you only need to babysit these children for the morning. "They're here for Craft lessons. Surely, you can manage until Lady Sheera arrives," Loren had said before abandoning you to a battlefield full of powerful, pint-sized children.

There's a lesson plan on the teacher's desk, but maybe you should lead with the snacks.


REVENGE, SERVED STINKY
The air is crisp and cool; it's still winter, but it's not as chilly as it has been, and so you're out for a walk. You've made your way north through Old Town and now find yourself meandering down the roads in front of the landen Guild Halls. Even though they're all made of red brick, each building is entirely unique. The Hunter and Crafter Hall, the largest of all the buildings, has more in common with a hunting lodge than the university building it once was. The Elektriline Hall might be the smallest building, but it's covered in neon lights and impossible to ignore.

Equally impossible to ignore is Master Tinker Mari and her collection of landen young adults. They're clustered around a storm drain. When Mari sees you, she detaches herself from the group of landen students and bounds over to you. "Ahhah! Stranger! You have been brought here against your will and are surely sympathetic to our cause!" she exclaims.

That doesn't make you feel too great since, you know, you're aware that the Hunter Guild tried to kill all the Strangers maybe two or three weeks ago. They may have mellowed out, or they may just be biding their time. Thankfully, none of Mari's students bear the markings of a Hunter.

She pulls you to the group. Already, canisters have been lowered into the sewers. A handful of students have clambered down after the canisters. "The Blood wouldn't help us repair the damage in Old Town," she says, rubbing her hands together. "Our people's homes were unlivable. So we're going to make their workplace unbearable." She points at the canisters. "Stink bombs."

There's another Stranger in the group, and you make eye contact over the top of the storm drain. Are you of the same mind as each other? As Mari? The choice is yours: agree to Mari's plan and fill the buildings of the Ebon Council with untenable stench or try to convince them there's a better way.


AIR TIME
Whether you catch the news on a Far-caster in the city or you're spinning the dial on your own device, you'll hear…

etiquette with evandra and aren
[Evandra's voice is a little bit rough and a little bit husky, the kind of voice that gives bad ideas to young men and headaches to fathers.] Today we're talking about everyone's favorite subject.

[Aren's voice is chipper and bright. He sounds more like an eager boy than the full-grown man he is.] Food?

[A laugh from Evandra.] No, Lord Aren. Sex and flirting. Culturally, the Blood don't consider it rude to flirt quite blatantly with each other, even when one or both of the parties is married. Isn't that right?

[Aren:] That's exactly it, Evandra. Older males allow young witches to flirt because it's understood that the male isn't interested or available. He becomes a safe partner for her to practice on, and his approval lets her know what is and isn't acceptable.

[Evandra:] What does it mean if a married male or witch flirts with you?

[Aren:] Casual flirting means that witch or male thinks you're safe. It's their way of telling you they feel comfortable around you. Of course, it's always acceptable to ask them to step back! [He laughs.] As we all know, just because you can flirt with a Warlord Prince's lady doesn't mean you should!

[Evandra:] Let's take a look at casual flirtation between different Blood castes…
the weather
[A soft-spoken man's voice rumbles out of the Far-caster. He's pleasant to listen to, with a soothing cadence to his voice.] Warmer temperatures will see melting snow over the next week. Be careful around the Heartsblood River, as the heavy snows will result in flooding along the banks. Need flood insurance? The Transport Guild is looking to expand into…
the news
…amusing to hear that Grand Master Niall blames the Blood for the fires in Old Town. It is my understanding that members of the Blood, these so-called Strangers, went out of their way to rescue both Blood and landen during the fires set by the Grand Master's Hunter Guild. [The man speaking has a slow, clipped cadence to his voice. It's very posh and polished.]

[Another voice, presumably an interviewer:] The Council counts the Strangers as Blood, Lord Grejor?

[Grejor:] What else can they be? They wear the Jewels, therefore they are among our number. [He laughs, and the sound is cold.] The Council is pleased to welcome our new brothers and sisters.

ilves: (109)

a for adds to ur pile of tags

[personal profile] ilves 2019-02-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[There is something, uh, slightly? Concerning? About a fellow Stranger pulling out an apparently magical rope?? But while Lalli's eyes narrow, he's not about to discourage someone from wrapping this up (ha) as quickly as they possibly can; in fact, he's just going to take a quick step back and watch this scene from afar—oh, wait.]

...Aha. [See the woman he's pointing to? The one hurrying back to Blood and Breakfast??] She's running away.

[Lalli's not concerned with how Diana chooses to handle her business, but damn, girl, you'd better hurry it up...]
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[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Diana looks momentarily surprised, because fighting is all she knows and she figured everyone would obviously be for this idea, but then she takes in the other landens' smack talk and pauses, looking Emil over.

HM.]


A duel of honor doesn't always have to be a test of strength. [quickly!!! the landens look less convinced, but Diana continues] It could be a trial of knowledge! Or a set of tasks. ...Do you have any skills you're confident in?
stickypete: (018)

[personal profile] stickypete 2019-02-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[His spider sense sometimes goes off if someone else is in danger but since Diana is there to catch the girl, it doesn't flare. So Peter is totally caught by surprise.]

[He lets out a yelp and catches the girl, holding her away from him like a dirty dishrag.]

[Then she smiles a smile that's all dimples and says: "You're like a bug!" and he is actually kind of slightly charmed.]

You're a lot more on the nose than you realize, kiddo.

[He holds her differently now, normally, the way any parent would hold their child, and finally climbs down, placing her gently on the ground. She then clings to his pant leg, looking up at him with the wide-eyed interest of a kid that thinks they have found the coolest person in the world. He doesn't shake her off.]

We need a battle plan.

[They're all over the place.]

A way to corral them.

[Like they're cattle.]
chichioya: (pic#12913003)

kogarasumaru | touken ranbu

[personal profile] chichioya 2019-02-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
1; collard greens

[ it was odd, to be out and about, mingling with the people of the world without any need for stealth or strategy. while the citadel was lively, it did not compare to the public air of a shopping district, nor the mood of an intrigued crowd.

so the fellow stranger you've found yourself next to might require you to look down. despite being not much taller than a child, kogarasumaru certainly stands out in this crowd, his bright red clothing and pale, sharp-featured face drawing attention that he seems quite oblivious to. as the two warring chefs turn to face him, he raises a hand and points one taloned finger toward himself to confirm yes, they were expecting action of him as well.

he glances (probably up) at you, amused. ]


My, my. It appears we are being relied on for this task. Shall you join me?

[ yeah, he's entirely unbothered. if you're younger than about 30, he will offer his sharp-nailed, narrow hand to take. should you take it, he will lead ahead. ]


2; terrible two(hundred)s

[ already present, kogarasumaru is seated cross-legged on a desk in the middle of the room, keeping a small group of the children amused by using the little craft he'd had time to pick up to levitate a black feather in the air. behind him, a girl seems to be putting braids in his high fan of a ponytail.

one of the boys is pretty unimpressed with this stranger who has barely begun to master his craft, and grumpily raises his voice. i can do better than that! you should let me show off! ]


Hmm, that may be so. [ he lets the feather drop. it drifts neatly into his hand. kogarasumaru's voice is slow, measured. the intonations of a much older person than he appears to be. ] But I know many more things, as I am many years older than you all. This father can teach you to dance, or wield a blade, should you want to listen.

[ okay maybe he shouldn't be teaching kids to handle swords. thankfully the one at his side remains untouched. he looks up at the new face in the room, and beckons you over. ]

Look, we have another who may teach you new skills. Is that not right?

[ RIGHT...? ]


3; air time

[ you might spot this rather ethereal-looking boy(???) messing with the dial on his far-caster. he's seen the master use modern technology, how hard could this comparatively rudimentary device be to figure out?

pretty difficult, apparently. eventually he finds the weather and settles on listening to it, fascinated. ]


Oh, the snowfall is already over. Such a shame.


?; wild card

(( feel free to start your own prompt or hit me up at [plurk.com profile] yagyuu to talk something out!! ))
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GENTLY EMBRACES

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-08 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Diana looks startled at this sudden turn of events because apparently she really didn't consider that one would RUN AWAY when faced with a stranger holding a rope, but

it's fine!!!

She gives a brisk nod at Lalli's heads-up and then just lassos the rope after the fleeing Laney Cook, effectively... corralling her. Laney Cook immediately starts shrieking, and while Diana doesn't actually yank her back towards them, she still reels her in like a fish...]


Choosing to flee will accomplish nothing, besides make you look suspicious.

[anyway Lord Harle seems to have similar ideas, because he immediately ducks behind Lalli... FOR SAFETY!!! while garbling something along the lines of "DON'T LET THIS CRAZY STRANGER GET ME

Diana looks offended??? UM??? WHAT IS SHE DOING WRONG HERE!!]
unwieldy: (need a team of experts.)

DON'T PUT THAT BURDEN ON HIM

[personal profile] unwieldy 2019-02-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's mianheYO, HaeinNIM to you, Bobby. ]

Hm.

[ Is he accepting that apology?? Who knows. Probably not, considering how petty Haein is. He's not above keeping a grudge against a literal child.

But anyway, at least that's mostly over with. He supposes he should feel grateful or thankful toward Diana for handling this mess, but that wouldn't be like him. So he chooses the next best thing and sends her a quick glance of acknowledgement before looking away again.

Nice. People skills. ]


How much longer do we have to be here?
sunborne: (137. - 🔥 - GOOD NEWS.)

daylight vis lornlit. | original character. | opal.

[personal profile] sunborne 2019-02-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)

i;; in familiar company.

[ and, suddenly, daylight realises how lucky he was to have such patient uncles and aunties when growing up.

after poor day manages to reset his ringing audials, he shakes his helm and tries to steel himself for the task ahead of them. definitely not what he had in mind when prince loren dragged him and his partner-buddy to this classroom, but he could do this. if he's going to stay in the queen's place, he's going to help out while he could.

so he decides to get into the thick of it. when in rome, survive how the romans did, as the old saying back on earth went. he wants to believe that applies to a room full of magical kids. ]


Hey guys! I'm Daylight! [ he gives a cheerful wave and a quick flutter of his winglets, hoping to catch the last distracted kid's attention. ] Do you want to play a game with us?

[ the kids scream louder in response. did they scream because they were afraid of him? or did they just scream because they liked the idea of playing a game with a giant robot? he's going to hope it's the latter and roll with it. ]

Great! But first- Snacks! That we all have energy. Form a circle over there and we'll pass it out in a minute, guys.

[ as the kids quickly scampered off to the location, day turns to his partner and gives them a sheepish grin. ]

Help me pass the snacks out? We might have a rebellion on our hands if we don't give it to them soon?

ii;; size does matter.

[ oh by the dust and rust- everyone here is so small- he forgot how tiny humans could be at times. ]

Sorry! Excuse me! Coming through-!

[ never has daylight felt more clumsy and oafish than his attempts to get through the busy streets, his expression one of sheepish mortification every time he bumps too hard against some poor vendor or passerby. some look miffed, rightly so, but few dare challenge the giant metal individual.

it honestly makes him feel worse, knowing people didn't like his presence and were actively trying to avoid him. for the million time, daylight wishes he hadn't been asked to grab some things at the market and he wishes he hadn't impulsively agreed out of a desire to help. one of these days, he's willingness to try to help everyone he meets is going to get him shot or-

he hit someone! again!! ]


I'm so sorry! [ daylight gets on his knees, crouching down to get a better look at the person he had just toppled over. ] I didn't see you there and that's not an excuse, I swear, but just an explanation for why I smacked into you and I didn't smack you too hard, right? Are you alright? Are you hurt? I can carry you if you want-

[ er... the person might want to say a word now. otherwise they won't get to say anything at all with how much daylight is babbling out of flustered embarrassment now. ]

iii;;; wildcard!!

[ want to do something else? feel free to do it here! also, you’re welcome to hit me up/plot with me via my plurk prognostic if there’s something specific you want. ]

thedarkbond: (spinbau)

[personal profile] thedarkbond 2019-02-08 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good, a grumpy person. Ren's favourite (to mess around with). He keeps his innocent smile in place as he wanders after Lalli, somehow keeping up despite the rather lazy manner of his movements.]

Hmm, sometimes people have to do stupid things for good reasons, right? But I'll help you, otherwise you might get grumpier...

[And potentially make things worse, but he tries not to be that observant on first meeting someone. Or tries not to look it, at least.

He blinks at the facade of Blood and Breakfast as they approach, tilting his head as if clearly the signs of guilt here should be obvious.]
Well, I guess at least nobody's being really obvious about it.
ilves: (76)

[personal profile] ilves 2019-02-08 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[...You know, a smart person would have seen that coming? Lassoing people, however, isn't really a skill they teach you in post-apocalyptic Finland; Lalli is honestly taken aback when Laney Cooke gets got, because hey, that's impressive...

Buuut then Lord Harle grabs his shoulders and, you know, ruins it all by ducking behind the human stick that is Lalli. This is not fine! This is, in fact, very, very bad, and the fact that he's SHOUTING in Lalli's ear makes it even WORSE. Don't let her get me, blah blah blah—
]

Pssh! [He turns to shoot Lord Harle a Look to go along with that hiss, willing him to be quiet before he turns back to glare at this person who could break him in half.] Why didn't you run after her? Stupid.

[Because now he's officially Involved and he hates it!! Thanks!! Anyway, Lord Harle clearly thinks that Lalli is on HIS side here: "It was stupid," he mutters from behind his tiny savior. "Just tell her to take that Laney Cook away from here and be done with it!" Lalli huffs.]

Now you need more rope to tie him up.

[Lord Harle: UM! But he's too shocked—or scared?—to move, because surely this Stranger JESTS.]
shiftinglikeclay: (5)

Alex Fierro | Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

[personal profile] shiftinglikeclay 2019-02-08 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Terrible Two(Hundreds)

[The look Alex gives Loren as he swans out of the room could peel paint. Sadly, being only a look it doesn't actually do that, nor does it bring the infuriating man back.

So she turns her attention to the classroom, watching the children with the mildly interested expression of a cat observing a trapped mouse. Well, at least she's not the only one dealing with the kids.
]

Do you want to quiet them or shall I?

Stinky Revenge

Stink bombs. How original. [His tone isn't quite derisive, but it's certainly unimpressed. But he looks up at his fellow Stranger with a smile.]

Still, there's something to be said for the classics, right?

Wildcard!

[Hit me up for anything! You can also ping me on plurk at [plurk.com profile] palmedfire if you wanna plan something out or have questions]
fulminatum: (35.)

a.

[personal profile] fulminatum 2019-02-08 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The lasso hums with power. Jason regards it without much fanfare — it's not something to be taken apart and understood, but to be accepted. He herds the other two towards her, curious and expectant. ]

portable: (pic#12846816)

air time

[personal profile] portable 2019-02-08 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ having literally zero experience with flirting (did hanging out with kariya for more than five minutes count as 'experience'? maybe, actually), parado is only listening to the far-caster programming to pass the time. the text post that pops up after is far more interesting - a new addition to the strangers? one who communicates like a modern human. nice. ]

dont gotta do it if you dont wanna. pretty sure a lot of the blood arent sure how to deal with us, so maybe if you try they might think its funny or weird? or maybe theyll get super into it. who know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aaand unless youre really observant you might accidentally flirt with a landen and that could turn out suuuper awkward.
fulminatum: (71.)

terrible twos.

[personal profile] fulminatum 2019-02-08 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've got it.

[ A little whip of air coils around the floating child, and the rest instantly turn their attention as their wayward outlier rejoins the group. To his credit, the room is quiet for about a half second before there's questions from every angle, and Jason is getting swarmed. On second thought, ]

Is it nap time?
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yancat: <user name=recondites> (give me them gold coins)

b

[personal profile] yancat 2019-02-08 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He side-eyes Diana not for rolling with the children, but in sheer curiosity. Eight hundred? Really? Is she a vampire? But ah, he should answer before his voice gets drowned out in the classroom. ]

I'm twenty-seven.

[ The alleged 203-year-old bursts into laughter and points at Jumin. "Haha! You're a baby!" The rest of the class follows suit.

Jumin remains calm. ]


Yes. I suppose I am... a baby. [ the things these kids make him say ] However, my colleague and I do have all the snacks, so—

[ "What's a colleague?" ]

A colleague is someone you work with. Now, as I was saying—

[ "How can you work if you're a baby?" ]

I'm a very capable baby. I drove a car when I was seven.

[ "What's a car?"

ok i actually don't know if they would know that but the questions keep coming and Diana please help ]
shiftinglikeclay: (6)

Re: terrible twos.

[personal profile] shiftinglikeclay 2019-02-08 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a raised eyebrow and an expression that maybe you aren't as useless as she feared]

They look a bit old for naps. [She lets the kids swarm Jason for a moment before turning into a lion and roaring. That does get quiet for a moment and she takes the oppertunity to shift back and give the kids a sweet smile]

Now I'm sure we can answer all your questions. If you raise your hands to ask, one at a time.

[She jerks her head towards where she hopes the snacks are kept, hoping that her partner in this crazyness will get the hint]
shiftinglikeclay: (8)

air time

[personal profile] shiftinglikeclay 2019-02-08 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alex was just wandering by and happened to catch a bit of the broadcast himself. He's... less than impressed with it and would have continued walking but this guy's sudden embarrassment is too amusing to pass up]

Hey, chill. That's way too embarrassed to get over some heteronormative crap radio.
shiftinglikeclay: (6)

ii

[personal profile] shiftinglikeclay 2019-02-08 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, no need to freak out!

[Alex gives the young landen a reassuring smile. If for no other reason than she doesn't want to give them a reason to target her with those stink bombs. ]

Clothes can be washed. [The 'you idiot' is unsaid, but very obvious in her tone]

Besides. A good prank can be fun.
fulminatum: (11.)

[personal profile] fulminatum 2019-02-08 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He stifles a whoa — the only other person he's seen do that is Frank; shapeshifting is a rare power this side of the Riordanverse. ]

All right, two lines, snacks, and then sit down over there.

[ Jason's voice rings with authority — although far from the drill sergeant voice he'd mastered, it carries a strong note that pushes the kids in lines, picking up their snacks. He encourages them into a semicircle around Alex, waiting for her to start choosing from the hands that have shot up. ]
thedarkbond: (blaster dark)

[personal profile] thedarkbond 2019-02-08 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that's a familiar kaomoji. Ren takes note that the person on the other end is probably more familiar with technology than some others here might be.]

oh, i guess that's true...though maybe if they were a nice enough landen it wouldn't be that awkward?

i'm probably not experienced enough to try it yet. maybe i should take lessons off another stranger :<
do you know anyone good at that sort of thing...?
portable: (pic#12846823)

[personal profile] portable 2019-02-08 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
if you lucked into finding someone nice enough then sure ig. you wanna take your chances, thats on you.

cant really help with that, so~rry. not my line of expertise, but im sure if you ask around youll find someone. maybe even locals could help? sounds like a tutorial sequence is in your future.


[ what a helper he is being today. definitely no social cues missed here, nope. ]
shiftinglikeclay: (7)

[personal profile] shiftinglikeclay 2019-02-08 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alex gives her partner a smirk, though honestly she is impressed with how quickly he takes control. He might be useful after all.

She waits until the kids are sitting and then points to one of the boys who'd been passing his hand through the desk

"Why's your hair green?" the boy asks. Alex's smile tightens slightly.
]

Because I dye it.

["Why?" the boy asks, this time before being called on]

Because I want to. [Her tone makes it obvious she doesn't want to go any further with that and so quickly points to the girl who'd been floating.

"How'd you pull me down?" she asks Jason. "Even Mama can't do that, and she wears a Summer Sky!"

Alex looks at her partner, interested in the answer herself. Always good to know what the people around you are capable of.
]
yesterweek: (And I'm terrified)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-08 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ With the commotion that was going on he didn't have much of a chance to look at the other Stranger with him, but now that he's having a moment to ineptly flounder in Haein's general direction it's easy to see the look on his face--

And boy this guy looks done with the situation. Not that Calvin can really blame him, but it does cow Calvin at little bit. Admittedly that's not a hard feat to pull off though.

At least he seems as decisive as he is grumpy looking, and Calvin can breathe an internal sigh of relief as he trots after Haein towards the Blood and Breakfast.
]

Okay. Yeah-- Right, yeah.

[ He clears his throat as they step through the door. ]

So do you have some kind of, I don't know, plan to figure this out, or...?
yesterweek: (This world is burning)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-08 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Casually condoning flirtatious behavior despite marital status is, admittedly, pretty small potatoes. It's very much a live and let live kind of scenario.

Being caught listening to something like that is the part that's embarrassing though. If he'd just been flipping channels like he tried to claim then it would have been fine, he could laugh it off as being--

Well he might not have thought to use the exact same terminology himself, but stupid bullshit, sure.

Sadly, having it pointed out how crap the program is seems to fluster him more though.
]

No no! I know! I'm not-- I mean, I am, but it's not because of the program exactly.

[ Wheezy breath, take two. ]

I don't usually listen to stuff like that.

[ Just putting that out there. Just trying badly to clear his name which wasn't tarnished in the first place. ]
shiftinglikeclay: (2)

[personal profile] shiftinglikeclay 2019-02-08 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[The snort Alex gives is equal parts derisive and amused]

It's not like it's a bad thing if you do. You're the one getting defensive about it.
yesterweek: (And I'm terrified)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-08 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I don't! That's the thing is that I definitely don't!

[ So it's all moot point! Believe him and pretend this was never a thing that was overseen--

Overheard?
]

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