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the stewards ([personal profile] thestewards) wrote in [community profile] agentleooc2019-02-07 07:00 pm
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test drive 02




I know dust grows even when there is a breeze
Can't move, can't grow When you've fallen on your knees



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HOT UNDER THE COLLARD GREENS
The relationship between the Blood and the landens has never been easy anywhere, least of all Draega, and even less so now that the Strangers have arrived. Between Blood and landen, opinions on the Strangers vary wildly. Some Blood believe the Strangers were landen in their original worlds and thus cannot possibly have anything to offer, but some landens think this means that the Strangers will be more sympathetic to them—or that landens could gain the power of the Blood one day, too. Then there are the landens who think the Strangers have sold their souls to Queen Fayura to gain the Jewels and the Blood who think the Strangers have embraced what it truly means to be Blood. Whatever that means.

Tensions are high, and they're highest on the main street of the Old Town Bazaar, where two restaurants have an on-going feud. The Last Meal is owned by a Blood family, none of whom wear a Jewel darker than Yellow. Across the street from them stands the mockingly named Blood and Breakfast, owned by a landen family.

To say these two hate each other would be something of an understatement.

On this particular morning, Lord Harle, the Yellow Jeweled owner and chef at The Last Meal, comes storming out of his front door. "You've done it now, Laney Cook! Soured all my milk!"

Simultaneously, Laney Cook, who is the owner and chef at Blood and Breakfast, comes stomping out the front door of her establishment, brandishing a wooden spoon like a sword. "Aye, and you've replaced all my sugar with salt, you ripe old bastard!"

Without missing a beat, both turn to you and the Stranger at your side. Wrong place, wrong time, friend. The two chefs decide the two of you can be trusted to help them prove the other party guilty of sabotage because neither of you has a stake in this. And, well, if the Queen brought you here, you should be an independent party. Both Harle and Cook seem to think the Queen is pretty okay.

Truthfully, they're both equally guilty. Lord Harle and Ms Cook have been trying to ruin each other for years, but who knows what you'll find when you go searching for evidence. And even if you find evidence that decides one way or the other, perhaps you'll simply lie and manufacture a solution that suits you—or the Queen who brought you here.


TERRIBLE TWO(HUNDRED)S
You're not entirely sure how this happened, but you're starting to understand why Blood females constantly grumble about the caste of males they call Warlord Princes. Prince Loren has, somehow, managed to maneuver you to the place you're at now: the head of a classroom full of Blood children who all look like they're somewhere between the ages of eight and ten. It's hard to tell, and you're pretty sure one bossy little boy declared he was 203-years-old, so everyone else has to listen to him, thanks.

Regardless of how Loren managed to get you there, there you stand. Fifteen energetic elementary school children all wearing Jewels shriek and shout, using Craft to amplify already shrill voices. One girl floats near the ceiling, her face screwed up in concentration as she clutches a Rose Jewel. Two little boys are taking turns passing their hands through their desks, which strikes you as distinctly unsafe for eight-year-olds to be doing. (You're not wrong.)

At least there are two of you, and you only need to babysit these children for the morning. "They're here for Craft lessons. Surely, you can manage until Lady Sheera arrives," Loren had said before abandoning you to a battlefield full of powerful, pint-sized children.

There's a lesson plan on the teacher's desk, but maybe you should lead with the snacks.


REVENGE, SERVED STINKY
The air is crisp and cool; it's still winter, but it's not as chilly as it has been, and so you're out for a walk. You've made your way north through Old Town and now find yourself meandering down the roads in front of the landen Guild Halls. Even though they're all made of red brick, each building is entirely unique. The Hunter and Crafter Hall, the largest of all the buildings, has more in common with a hunting lodge than the university building it once was. The Elektriline Hall might be the smallest building, but it's covered in neon lights and impossible to ignore.

Equally impossible to ignore is Master Tinker Mari and her collection of landen young adults. They're clustered around a storm drain. When Mari sees you, she detaches herself from the group of landen students and bounds over to you. "Ahhah! Stranger! You have been brought here against your will and are surely sympathetic to our cause!" she exclaims.

That doesn't make you feel too great since, you know, you're aware that the Hunter Guild tried to kill all the Strangers maybe two or three weeks ago. They may have mellowed out, or they may just be biding their time. Thankfully, none of Mari's students bear the markings of a Hunter.

She pulls you to the group. Already, canisters have been lowered into the sewers. A handful of students have clambered down after the canisters. "The Blood wouldn't help us repair the damage in Old Town," she says, rubbing her hands together. "Our people's homes were unlivable. So we're going to make their workplace unbearable." She points at the canisters. "Stink bombs."

There's another Stranger in the group, and you make eye contact over the top of the storm drain. Are you of the same mind as each other? As Mari? The choice is yours: agree to Mari's plan and fill the buildings of the Ebon Council with untenable stench or try to convince them there's a better way.


AIR TIME
Whether you catch the news on a Far-caster in the city or you're spinning the dial on your own device, you'll hear…

etiquette with evandra and aren
[Evandra's voice is a little bit rough and a little bit husky, the kind of voice that gives bad ideas to young men and headaches to fathers.] Today we're talking about everyone's favorite subject.

[Aren's voice is chipper and bright. He sounds more like an eager boy than the full-grown man he is.] Food?

[A laugh from Evandra.] No, Lord Aren. Sex and flirting. Culturally, the Blood don't consider it rude to flirt quite blatantly with each other, even when one or both of the parties is married. Isn't that right?

[Aren:] That's exactly it, Evandra. Older males allow young witches to flirt because it's understood that the male isn't interested or available. He becomes a safe partner for her to practice on, and his approval lets her know what is and isn't acceptable.

[Evandra:] What does it mean if a married male or witch flirts with you?

[Aren:] Casual flirting means that witch or male thinks you're safe. It's their way of telling you they feel comfortable around you. Of course, it's always acceptable to ask them to step back! [He laughs.] As we all know, just because you can flirt with a Warlord Prince's lady doesn't mean you should!

[Evandra:] Let's take a look at casual flirtation between different Blood castes…
the weather
[A soft-spoken man's voice rumbles out of the Far-caster. He's pleasant to listen to, with a soothing cadence to his voice.] Warmer temperatures will see melting snow over the next week. Be careful around the Heartsblood River, as the heavy snows will result in flooding along the banks. Need flood insurance? The Transport Guild is looking to expand into…
the news
…amusing to hear that Grand Master Niall blames the Blood for the fires in Old Town. It is my understanding that members of the Blood, these so-called Strangers, went out of their way to rescue both Blood and landen during the fires set by the Grand Master's Hunter Guild. [The man speaking has a slow, clipped cadence to his voice. It's very posh and polished.]

[Another voice, presumably an interviewer:] The Council counts the Strangers as Blood, Lord Grejor?

[Grejor:] What else can they be? They wear the Jewels, therefore they are among our number. [He laughs, and the sound is cold.] The Council is pleased to welcome our new brothers and sisters.

unwieldy: (of this hell called keywording.)

[personal profile] unwieldy 2019-02-08 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, know what else Haein is good at besides being decisive?

Delegating.

Especially when he doesn't want to be there or involved in any way. Clearly the answer is to hand over all the responsibility to the next guy. ]


You come up with a plan.

[ He's just going to seat himself at one of the empty tables at the restaurant. When Laney Cook sends them a confused look, probably wondering why they're not immediately jumping to investigate, Haein grudgingly holds a hand up then gestures to Calvin as if to say they're figuring things out.

But really, he's just buying some time. ]
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superboy | reign of the supermen (2019)

[personal profile] winbag 2019-02-08 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
collard greens
[ it's well into the evening, a full five hours after being designated this tedious task in the first place, but superboy thinks he's finally on to something. ]

I've got it.

[ he turns to you in his excitement, practically sparkling from all his geninus, and brandishes the ladle he's been using to sort through the last meal's storage area of ingredients for the last thirty minutes... which is almost as long as how long he's had that smear of flour on his cheek. ]

The two restaurants are enemies, right? This fued's been going on for years? It's obvious what happened!

[ are you ready for it, are you ready. prepare to witness the combination of the genius that is lex luthor and the sharp, investigative mind of clark kent aka the superman: ]

There's a secret third party restaurant out to take them both down! Bingo!

[ ah... so close, yet so far. ]


terrible two(hundreds)
[ now, being a clone and all, superboy isn't entire sure what limits he has in his genetics, such as whether or not he'll actually be able to procreate (or grow, god he hopes he grows, some of these kids are nearly as tall as him already—) but after only about ten minutes stuck in this room with these kids, he promptly decides he never wants to have kids, ever.

it shouldn't be hard. he's a superhero, after all. he's saved the world! (well. sorta. tangentially. ish.) whatever, the point is he was literally made to help people, so keeping a bunch of bratty kids alive till their actual teacher gets there should be a piece of cake.

except maybe threatening to use his repertoire of superpowers (not craft-given, thankyouverymuch) to a room full of impressionable brats probably isn't the best strategy... ]


—Hey! Watch it! I didn't say you could use superstrength to pick your classmates up!!


air time: the birds & the bejesus
[ it's probably not that surprising to find a youth in what appears to be his fledgling older teen years to be listening so intently to this particular broadcast. sure, evandra and aren have some real good radio voices, but it's definitely the content here that superboy is more than a little hooked on.

so much so, that when the reception starts to cut out on his device, superboy actually freaks out and starts to bang it against a nearby wall. ]


Wait! What else!!? How do you know when it's serious?!


wildcard
( wild it up yo )
Edited 2019-02-08 20:57 (UTC)
yesterweek: (For crowd dispersal)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-08 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh--

What?!

Calvin stands in front of the door looking about as shocked as he is confused, and with an awkward smile holds up one finger to Laney Cook as he power walks over to the table that Haein just sat down at to lean down to whisper at him.

Only it's more of a stage whisper, and anyone close enough can definitely still hear him.
]

Why the hell do you think I have a plan? I don't have a plan! You can't just dump this all on me!
shiftinglikeclay: (11)

[personal profile] shiftinglikeclay 2019-02-08 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I legitly do not care what you do or do not listen to. Chill out.

[Because you're starting to make him wonder if you're okay. Mentally.]
yesterweek: (I need a little more time with you)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-08 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, no, probably not. But that's a set of issues entirely unrelated to this.

And that's a fair statement, but--
]

I kind of care though. Not in general though. Just this specific case.

[ No, he means in general, he's just not fessing up to that part. He'd rather people not know he's that self-conscious even if it's not exactly a well hidden fact. ]
unwieldy: (lordy i hope none of these first words.)

[personal profile] unwieldy 2019-02-09 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn, he was right. This guy really is hopeless... There goes Haein's own plans of sitting back and doing nothing while someone else got their hands dirty. His luck had to run out eventually.

He fixes Calvin with a glare for being so useless, then glances back to where Laney Cook waits impatiently with her arms crossed and looking about a second away from throwing another tantrum. Maybe hiding away from the crowd inside this restaurant hadn't been such a great idea. ]


Just... [ waves his hand dismissively toward the kitchen ] Go see what she's talking about.

[ And leave him alone, thanks. ]
illequipped: (SULKS LOUDER)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-02-09 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'll know, [he says, like the curse of Stink Bomb will follow him long after the scent is actually washed out of his clothes... It could! Maybe. He doesn't want to risk it.

Either way, this isn't the solidarity he expected. Now he's floundering (as if he wasn't before).]


I don't do pranks. I don't think these people do either, considering what they're really upset over!

[Emil may not be... insightful, or discerning, but he is petty, and he can sense a group thirst for real retribution a mile away. Now that he's proven himself a loudmouth, however, no one looks particularly pleased about him just saying this.]
illequipped: (concerned in various directions)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-02-09 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhhh...

[UH....... they're losing the landens' faith at an alarming rate here, frankly. It's bad. Emil is faltering made flesh, desperately glancing anywhere but someone's face as if a hidden talent he's always had but never knew will fall from the skies to save him from this.

He has nothing. Talents are for people who don't have money. He winces at just how long he's let this silence go on, then hurriedly comes up with,]


I set things on fire?

[sadly some of the landens perk up at this news]
illequipped: (pray for me when i run out of space)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-02-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Emil is doing great with the kids, thanks for asking. Whatever he's actually saying to them over here doesn't matter as much as how the kids suddenly are very excited about his attention, and he is indeed crouched on the floor with a gaggle of children by the time Lalli decides to join him. He is their king. They love him, and only one of them keeps going for his hair. Two, actually, but the other one is the girl who's floating up by the ceiling and can't seem to get herself down far enough to reach his luscious locks.

So the babysitting is going great now that he's had to degrade himself sitting on the floor and letting strangers' kids tug on him and try to touch his hair.

He looks up at Lalli when he notices the very mature tongue-sticking-out interaction, which he finds endearing only because he's soft and weak. The terrible feud between Lalli and Children flies completely over his head.]


Hey! [it took him a mere 30 seconds to decide he loves all of these children actually, sorry about his life] Are you feeling better?
fulminatum: (51.)

[personal profile] fulminatum 2019-02-09 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jason smooths it along easily by adding, for the benefit of the kids, "Green is a pretty cool colour to dye your hair with". There are some murmurs, and one kid offers blue as an alternative. More murmuring and nodding. Then he sits up and grins boyishly at the question directed his way. ]

You really want to know?

[ He has their attention now. Jason leans forward as though about to break to them news that'll blow their little minds. Tension builds in the room, and, ]

It's a secret!

[ "Oh!" "That's cheating!" "Come on!" He just grins, laughing at how that panned out — but he's not one to hold it over their heads. Jason opens his palm slowly, and before their eyes, a little tornado takes shape. ]
pebblestone: ribboneels@twitter (pic#12329952)

[personal profile] pebblestone 2019-02-09 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alas, another day!

As requested, he holds out his wrist, letting her loop the lasso around his gauntlet and wrap it firmly around. It's hard to tell through the layer of metal if there's any particular feel to the lasso but it does glow warm and soft around his wrist. ]


What would you ask of me?

[ Is it time for....TRUTH OR DARE? Except the options are truth and truth. ]
yesterweek: (Down by the water)

[personal profile] yesterweek 2019-02-09 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is this asshole serious?

... He's serious. Calvin looks just as agitated, though his glare holds a lot less weight than Haein's own. It also doesn't help that with some reluctance he does turn and make his way over to Laney to get her full story.

Weak... always so weak.

It takes several minutes before he makes his way back over to Haein, not looking any less irritated.
]

He did the replacing sugar with salt thing, took a bunch of meat out of fridges and freezers to let it spoil, stole utensils, and have been spreading negative rumors about her restaurant all over the city.

[ A pause. ]

She doesn't have any evidence of him doing this other than her own word.

[ So help him now, jerk. He's got a feeling the other restaurant will have a similar story. ]

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-09 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[The endearing way Peter interacts with the girl brings a smile to Diana's face. It reminds her of how she'd cling to Antiope. Her earlier assumption that Peter was just going to stay up that wall and do Nothing has now been revoked in his favor.

Even if he does suggest corralling these youngsters, which should be an awful idea to anyone who isn't Diana. One of her tutors tried that on her once with lots and lots of rope. It kind of worked (for maybe twenty minutes). Her hand strays to the lasso at her waist, half-hidden by her coat, though she pauses.]


I... would prefer not to use my lasso. It is not a weapon meant for children. [and it's uncomfortably hot to touch and Hestia wouldn’t approve of such a thing if the goddess was still alive. And these kids are so cute!! They’re not doing anything wrong, besides asking lots of questions!! (and being little hellions but that's fine)]

However, simply using rope to tie them in place doesn’t seem like a good plan either.

[Diana says, watching a child phase his entire body straight through the desk, hm.]

Do you have anything on you that's made of something stronger?

IT'S HIS BIRTHRIGHT!!!

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[excuse me haein bobby’s still TWO HUNDRED YEARS OLDER THAN YOU

Diana has no idea if Haein is always like This or if it’s just because children are his least favorite thing in the world, but she has that look on her face she gets when she finds the nearest human amusing. It’s like Steve pointedly not looking at her on that entire boat ride to London!!! She’s too responsible to start teasing Haein about his people skills right this second though. They’re on a mission!!]


I’m not sure. I don’t believe Loren mentioned how long it would take. [Diana should have asked but she was too busy gleefully squeeing over children…] Back home, my lessons would usually last for three hours in the morning, then five more in the afternoon. And only about ten minutes or so have passed, so…

[Looking after kids for eight whole hours sounds exciting, right haein]

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-09 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
It is alright. I won’t need to use as much if he stays still.

[before Harle can do anything nefarious like throw Lalli, Diana snaps her wrist out and loops a single coil around Harle’s upper arm

Then yanks him away from Lalli before his screams can rupture any more eardrums, HAHA TAKE THAT HARLE]


There! Now, as long as the rope of Hestia holds you, you are compelled to speak the truth. Doing otherwise will have unfortunate consequences, so I suggest that the both of you answer my comrade’s questions with that in mind.

[She nods at Lalli with the confident look of ‘I totally got this bro, work your interrogating magic’ as if they’ve discussed this and decided the roles beforehand and not as if she’s just SPRINGING this on him out of NOWHERE

But it’s okay because she trusts Lalli. (´・ω・`) ]
unwieldy: (surely someone will understand.)

IT IS NOT

[personal profile] unwieldy 2019-02-09 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fun fact of the day, Diana... Haein is always like this.

Maybe not like this this, where his eyes kind of go wide at the possibility of having to be here for longer than five minutes, but definitely along those lines. Right now, though, there's a slow building panic rising to the surface and he considers jumping out the nearest window.

Okay, no. That would be stupid. Surely there are answers here somewhere... Maybe this lesson plan will help?? Haein picks it up and flips through it in some desperate search for an out.

... Snacks? Give the kids snacks and then disappear when they're distracted? ]


Where are the snacks?

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Harle and Laney Cook are having equally bad days, but Jason is too much of a Presence to even entertain the idea of escape, so they end up standing sullenly in place. Excellent. Diana gives Jason a nod of thanks. Then, with a flick of her wrist, she snaps the lasso around both of their arms, effectively pinning them together.]

Do not fear. The Lasso of Hestia will not harm you. It will only compel you to speak the truth. [pauses] Resisting its influence will cause you some discomfort, however.

[so don’t do that! Okay cool. Diana turns her gaze to Jason, even as Harle and Laney start frantically tugging on their restraints.]

They will have to answer any questions you ask. [Silence isn’t an option here!!!] You can question one, while I’ll question the other.

[She phrases it as more of a suggestion than a command here, as much as Diana has a very take-charge attitude (like preparing to lasso people without explaining anything beforehand) she’s learned how to cooperate with other Amazons. Which Jason isn’t, but he’s a fellow Stranger who’s been asked to solve a problem. That totally qualifies him as a comrade.]
unwieldy: (lmao i'm really thinking.)

[personal profile] unwieldy 2019-02-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, he might not have been expecting an actual report. He might have been hoping that Calvin and Laney Cook would disappear into the kitchen never to be seen again. Maybe fall into a pit somewhere, who knows.

But now this is the start of an investigation, and they're going to be expected to deliver. As much as Haein wants to vanish once the crowd outside disperses, he's reminded of the conversation he'd had with the Queen, about how he'd try to help.

He just didn't realize he'd have to help with something as mundane as this. ]


What did that other guy say? That she soured all his milk?

[ He'd only been half-paying attention at the time. ]

GESTURES AT HIS FACE???

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Diana still doesn't know how close Haein is to McLosing it altogether, so she takes his rifling through the lesson plan as some real good initiative on his part. She'd rather not crowd him as he reads, so while he does she'll just take the time to peel a child off the chandelier he was trying to climb. She's good at this!]

Snacks? [She echoes helpfully, and immediately

the entire mood of the room shifts

and then a clamor of "SNACKS?" immediately follows, and now children are shrieking and Bobby is yelling something along the lines of "Lady Sheera keeps them in a special safe in her desk but only those gifted with Craft can possibly open them, nyehhehe"

Diana immediately pulls open the desk drawer and picks up a Chest outfitted with an intricate-looking lock and presents it to Haein like this is in fact, the snacks he was looking for.]


Does he mean this?

[THERE COULD BE FOOD IN THIS BOX, BUT CAN THEY OPEN IT]
fulminatum: (38.)

[personal profile] fulminatum 2019-02-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hard to argue with a guy over six feet tall, even if he is a teenager. He watches with interest, making sure no one intervenes or tries to bolt, as the lasso binds them and glows — and oh, what did she call it? Hestia, Vesta's Greek equivalent. They are comrades as strangers, but this is a gift from the gods, and not one given lightly. ]

[ Just as that suggestion is more of a command, if one turns and looks at it another way. ]

We won't take long, [ he promises them both, coming closer to make it a conversation instead of an interrogation. He nods to Diana. ] Left and right?
ilves: (20)

[personal profile] ilves 2019-02-09 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Grumpy? He's not grumpy, thank you, which is why he... shoots this person a decidedly grumpy look back over his shoulder. This is not his ideal day, okay! Hmph!

But even though he's very much in favor of staying silent for the remainder of this little detective adventure—well. That last sentence is said almost like he knows what's going on here? And Lalli would really, really, really like to wash his hands of this whole thing as quickly as possible, so...
]

Hrmh. [That's it! That's all he's got. No, no—as he opens the front door, he turns around to fully face his co-detective.] If you know something, then just say it.

[And Laney Cook is suddenly right there in the doorway, nosily (nervously??) peeking her head around the corner. Spill it!]
ilves: (112)

[personal profile] ilves 2019-02-09 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[This feud is about to turn into an all-out war, because that child will not stop staring up at him? There's something incredibly annoying about it, actually, which is why he narrows his eyes and leans down the slightest bit. It's a stare-off!

But he can barely hear a) shrill laughter and b) Emil's question, so give him a second to, like, piece together that incredibly short sentence as he waits for this boy to blink first. How is Emil getting along with these dumb children? Why is he letting one touch his hair?? Lalli's going to shoo that child away from his friend after this current situation is dealt with, just wait.
]

No. It's not as loud now, but I don't like it here. [A beat, and then, in an extraordinarily petty fashion:] I don't like him.

[And the boy in question asserts that he doesn't like this weirdo, either. Is one of the children in the background chanting, "Fight, fight, fight," over and over again... hmm...]

im sdlkfsjd dying

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-09 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[if Jumin is intrigued that Diana is 800 years old and a vampire, Diana is similarly INTRIGUED by Jumin apparently knowing how to drive at the age of SEVEN???]

There, see? Only twenty-seven and yet he has already accomplished something so impressive. Even I do not know how to drive a car.

[and I’M eight hundred, is implied in her tone, what can the rest of YOU GUYS do!!!]

Now, settle down. If you all behave, then perhaps my comrade will be willing to teach all of us later.

[as one, everyone in that class, Diana included, turns expectant eyes towards Jumin, the holder of snacks and the only knowledgeable driver in this room.]

[personal profile] embracers 2019-02-09 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[HMMMMMM]

That... is definitely a skill of some kind.

[Diana says in the most diplomatic way possible, only to be overridden by the very eager Master Tinker Mari who shoves her way in between the two of them to peer at Emil and say

“What kind of things? Things like other people’s possessions? Do you think you could come down with us and set some their workplaces on fire?”

Now the landens who perked up at Emil’s skillset are all nodding their heads in total, absolute agreement!!! Now Diana herself is at a loss because setting things on fire is a viable battle strategy and who is she to turn this down, but also things are clearly taking a turn for the worse so she just

very decisively

Shakes her head frantically from behind Master Tinker Mari and tries to communicate "say no" and "say you can only do it under very specific conditions that aren't feasible here" with the power of her mind.

which will work of course, because emil is psychic..........]
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river song ( doctor who )

[personal profile] retrorsum 2019-02-09 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
( hot under the collard greens )
( this has not been what she'd been planning on doing. looking around, getting a feel for the place that she was now in, how she was now in it--

river had been trying not to pay the affair any mind until the attention had been drawn to her. well, it wouldn't be the first time, would it? trouble always seemed to find her and this would hardly be the first mystery that she's investigated.

with a sigh she turns to the person that has been dragged in with her-- )


I suppose we should get started.

( and then she can get back to her day )

( terrible two(hundreds) )
( two hundred was nothing. she'd passed that age a long time ago, knew others that had. even though the claim came from a child river didn't bat an eyelid at it -- she'd seen more impossible things. hell, she was more impossible than that.

what was ridiculous was being left with a room full of small children. this was not what she was good at. adults were sometimes more than she could really figure out but children-- where was her husband at a time like this? he was a child himself in some faces, he would have this handled no problem.

but instead, she'd been left with a stranger and-- )


My skills don't cover this.

( though vast they were also very specific for her work. children were never part of it. not intentionally )

( wildcard )
( pm for options or hit me with something wild. considering an opal jewel )

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