[He's acutely aware of the movements of his new dance partner, his spider sense helpfully putting out feelers for threats to the both of them. It's isn't long before all the thugs are down.]

[Peter stickies the last one to the post of a street lamp.]

You know, I'm considering giving a parenting a try? I think I'll practice.

[He wags a finger at them like they've stolen from a cookie jar.]

You stay there for a time out - for oh, maybe about an hour [That's how long it'll take the webbing to dissolve] and think long and hard about what you've done.

[He places his hands on his hips and turns to Rhea.]

That was parent-like, right? Dr. Spock-worthy even.

[He's joking around but his eyes are already scanning for that kid and his dog.]