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Peter B. Parker ☢ Spider-Man ([personal profile] stickypete) wrote in [community profile] agentleooc 2019-01-16 09:44 pm (UTC)

Re: III

Nonononono. Nuh uh. Not what I signed up for.

I was told there would be bleeding for queen and country to save a world, blah blah blah blah.

[He punctuates each blah by a shake of his sandwich.]

I would much rather bleed than mince manners with some puffed up magical royal.

[He takes on a reflective tone.]

I'm pretty good at bleeding. Also bruising. Not so much that they'd make it to the skills section of my resume, since they're more a byproduct of what I do instead of the actual intent, but you still could say I do them professionally.

[His life is hard and while he is a little squishy around the middle, the beatdowns he receives are far, far from squishy, especially since he's usually working alone.]

She said absolutely nothing about My Fair Ladying us.

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