[ it's not like this whole auction thing was exactly a pleasant experience for leo, but if he was sure of one thing, it was that it must have been a far worse one for piper. he'd tried to do as much as he could, whisper silly remarks about the bidders in a low voice only piper could hear, but as they get off the stage, he can see that his friend's not in a very good shape...

hence, the distraction. and okay, maybe there's more to it, but to give piper something else to think about is a big part of why he's pointing out the couple and directing them towards them. ]

Yeah, and honestly, anything's gotta be better than moving some rocks. Why couldn't they have bid on Jason to do that? I mean, not that everything about us isn't screaming will be awesome at moving rocks around.